"My unfulfilled ambition is to write a great novel in three parts about my adventures."
"What adventures?"
"I've yet to have them, but they will be perfectly thrilling."IG: dolewhiplash

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adamjk:

captainpoe:

When do I know I’m Spider-Man?

stydixa:

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Lilo & Stitch (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois

captainpoe:

We’re a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it. You as the student who can…do it just not as good.

nutheadgee:

memes–memes:

Simone Biles joining Serena Williams in “best athletes of all time” arena I see.

zooophagous:

nudityandnerdery:

free-parking:

cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

Are you shitting me

dankmemeuniversity:

bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey